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...when white stains on the sheet used to indicate that some mutually beneficial socializing between me and Mrs. Sunshine had taken place. These days the white stains usually marks the places where Toddler Sunshine has drooled in her sleep (wait, that goes for my drool too so maybe not that different after all...).
Well, we take some comfort in the fact that in about 25 years or so we get the house back to ourselves and a little more time to socialize (except if Toddler Sunshine becomes Parasite Single Sunshine and just never... ever... leave).
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You have work on stopping the parasite NOW. No point waiting until they grow up then mentioning the leaving home thing. I taught my son useful life skills like how to make a book case out of old planks and phone books when he was about 2 yo and moved on from there. Actually not so useful now with the phone books!
I trust Toddler Sunshine will not be sharing your bed for all of those 25 years?
You actually let your child sleep in the house?
or she grows up to be a otaku spends all of yen on anime and hangs out at Akihabara
you mean children are actually expected to move out within 25 years???!! and give up free or low rent, utilities, food? that's crazy talk!
Kathryn - Indeed! My hope is to get her to be a pro golfer and rake in the big bucks before she reach legal age so we can take all of it!
Octopus - I hope to kick her out of the bed soon...
Will - I know, some people would say we pamper her but it just means more to clean when we put her outside
Shadow - In that case I will disown her!
Rydangel - I know, maybe we'll just keep her in the house and have her take care of us when we get older instead, have her pay back some of those diaper changes!
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